I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
We were destined to go to rehab together
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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