i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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