Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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