am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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