Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
17 year olds will be the death of me.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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