i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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