did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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