Can Purell be used as lube?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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