so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He? As in you personified your dick?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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