We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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