if you like me you must not know who I am
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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