unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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