I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Don't EVER smell your tampon
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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