whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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