Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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