i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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