well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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