she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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