I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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