My hand turned me down
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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