you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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