..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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