Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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