Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
