shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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