How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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