Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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