i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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