Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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