This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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