Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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