white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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