I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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