I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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