You work out of a Hotel?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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