I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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