quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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