SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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