So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
My bed smells like the plague
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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