apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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