Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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