You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
It's no shave November. This is our time.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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