Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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