I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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