YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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