LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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