My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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