Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
