Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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