Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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