Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
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