What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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