Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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