we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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