Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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