Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
It's just like the Real World with babies
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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